If your car can tweet: The car will post 10 status updates

Social media allows us to easily tell the world about our thoughts, feelings, eating, moving, buying, waiting, observing and complaining. We can mark any number of people related to the thing in question. Well, what if cars can participate in the deep knowledge world of status updates and hash tags?

What would they tell us . . . it might look a little something like this . . .

#10 – Hit the trash cans ONE more time! ~ posted by any car with a sore bumper

#9 – Tape over the check engine light? Great idea . . . ~ posted by any vehicle behind a tow truck

#8 – Just a few flurries, nothing to worry about ~ posted by any car in Michigan

Anybody got an ice scraper . . . or a flame thrower . . . [credit]

#7 – No bean burritos allowed ~ posted by any vehicle with heated leather seats

#6 – This was not how I wanted to be washed ~ posted by any car with an open sunroof during rain

#5 – Didn’t have my accessory size . . . again! ~ posted by any vehicle a little curvier than the rest

They say curves are beautiful but this is getting ridiculous . . .

#4 – I scoff at cloth and snicker at their window sticker ~ posted by any luxury car with a terrible ego

#3 – *Gasp* ~ posted by any vehicle with a dirty air filter

#2 – Umm, I am All Wheel Drive, not 4 Wheel Drive, thanks ~ posted by any car desperate to explain the difference

#1 – Really? . . . ~ any vehicle sporting these . . .

If your car can write status updates, what do you think it will say?